This is probably all you'll get
Hey, so I'm not really intending to start a live journal but I've had the urge many a time to comment on my friends' journals and felt that the only way to do it in style was to create this fake one. See, this way I have just as much prestige as Pete and Phil who make their presence known in multiple live journals, yet none of the hassles that come with maintaining one of my own. So as tempted as you may be to comment on mine, I would not recommend it if you expect a prompt response because I probably won’t be looking at it any time soon… or at all. Instead I will be the random sniper who blows a hole in the middle of all your hopes and dreams when you least expect it. Or I’ll be the divine voice of reason – or the comical relief. I haven’t decided yet, but whatever I chose to do to your journal, I promise you it will be interesting. Masters of the live journal beware! T Pott has entered the building!